Games
Built for the browser. Nothing to install, nothing to buy.
Dope Tycoon is a tribute to Dope Wars — the buy-low, sell-high trading game that got passed around on graphing calculators, itself a descendant of John E. Dell’s 1984 DOS game Drug Wars. Same bet: read the market, carry what you can, don’t get caught holding. No affiliation with either — just a debt.
The games here — Oolonging for Tea, Dope Tycoon and Feed Kenzie & Kai — are original work by Michael Chen, © 2026. Free to play and free to share. For any commercial use — bundling, reselling, embedding in a paid product, or reusing the art or code — please email minkchen@gmail.com first.
Songs
Parody songs about the job. Stream them or take them with you.
One-offs
Songs that aren’t on the album. Press play, or take them with you.
Every song here is a parody, offered free — nothing on these pages is for sale. The full notice lives on the songs page.